I'm Like Batman, but With Parents

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

youlovelucie:

witchyroses:

This is the reason gifsets were invented

friendly reminder that this wasn’t in the script - they were just messing around on set one day and this happened.

memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

vinegod:

Latino Hunger Games by Rudy Mancuso

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.